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The Reverend Steve
G’s Commandments:
1. Thou shal not write face book status if under
the influence of Alcohol or Drugs , unless of course its accompanied
by a cracker picture!
2. Thou shal not ask partner or roomy where their car keys or
shoes are unless they have at least had one little freaken look
3. Thou shal not go stupid on their credit card spiralling themselves
into unpayable debt.. unless it’s for health reasons.. IE
- Retail Therapy ..in which case.. smash it !!!
4. Thou shall stop bitching about their boss in hallways, lunch
rooms, toilets, after work drinks and office areas.. all bitching
about bosses will be from this day forth.. strictly done by txt
, face book or telling one of the middle manager butt kissers
5. Thou shall not go on about being on a diet or whether they
have joined a gym.. we all got fat over xmas ..you’re not
special...shhhhhh now
6. Thou shall at all times, look for the funny side of everything,
no matter how crap it gets .. this trip on the planet has a time
limit, don’t waste it , chase a dream , laugh a lot , hold
the ones u love close and never ever forget that if life is getting
you down and you want that frown turned up down ... the Reverend
Steve Graham is only 6 numbers away on 13 10 60
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